Friday, April 18, 2008

Uh ... Yeah ...

Things that happened last night:
  1. I went to an erotic reading.
  2. I gave a lesbian a three-block piggyback ride to a sex shop.
  3. I saw a band with Asian twin lead singers that was good enough to support with a CD purchase.
  4. I got a free drink from a bartender I hadn't seen in three years.
  5. I got a free Jager shot from a random dude.
  6. I ran into (and promptly backslid) with an ex (See: The Reconnection).
  7. I woke up at 5 a.m. at Ditmars Ave. on the N, with two chipped teeth and a budding bruise above my eye. (That is significant because I live off the Q train ... in Brooklyn)
Me? I got nothin' ...



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The Loveseat said...

you got knocked the fuck out!!! FTW!!!11!!1

Passionista said...

Wow! Crazy night. Lay off the jager shots ;-)

The Brooklyn Boy said...

Hermano - Somethin like that, ha.

Passionista - Yes. I will be paying attetion to this in the future. In theory.

a;ex said...

What the hell happened to you?! Also, thanks for the shout out... and the piggy-back ride.

The Brooklyn Boy said...

a;ex -- I'm still trying to figure that out, ha. You kids need to stay out later next time for my safety ...